Emailed to the ladies:

[Dear G&D,]

I'd recommend against eating the latest batch of oranges. The one I opened today had flesh that barely held together through the peeling, was dull--almost greyish--in color, and it had a mold spot _under_ the peel, which is just terrifying. I think they may be zombie oranges.

I suggest we call this batch a loss, shoot them all before they can infect others, and burn their corpses just to make sure.

--
Michael