Thursday, April 29, 2010


Blunt Object responds to a post by Alex Tabarrok replying to Robin Hanson's response to a Washington Post editorial about the Supreme Court's recent Stevens case. (Blogology is complicated.)

But they're not talking about animal cruelty; they're talking about tolerance. Hanson leads with the money quote that's gotten everybody abuzz:

“Tolerance” is a feel-good buzzword in our society, but I fear people have forgotten what it means. Many folks are proud of their “tolerance” for gays, working women, Tibetan monks in cute orange outfits, or blacks sitting at the front of the bus. But what they really mean is that they consider such things to be completely appropriate parts of their society, and are not bothered by them in the slightest. That, however, isn’t “tolerance.”

“Tolerance” is where you tolerate things that actually bother you. Things that make you go “ick”, or that conflict with strong intuitions on proper behavior. Once upon a time, the idea of gay sex made most folks quite uncomfortable, and yet many of those folks still advocated tolerance for gay sex.

Tabarrok replies, and makes a practical suggestion:

I'm all for more tolerance but Robin's own examples suggests that social change is not much driven by changes in tolerance.

As I suspect Robin would acknowledge, gay rights have not advanced because of more tolerance per se, i.e. they have not advanced because more people are willing to accept behavior that bothers them. Advance has occurred because fewer people are bothered by the behavior. Note, for example, that if the former were the case we would not see more gays and lesbians on television, as we do today.
But since few people are or ever-will-be truly-tolerant, tolerance by itself probably can't get us very far towards a society of peaceful variation. Instead, we will have to argue that variant practices are normal, not bothersome or a subject of indifference. The route to drug legalization, for example, is to encourage more normal people who "smoke pot and like it" to come out of the closet.

And the Blunt Object brings it around to a subject near to my life:

One problem with bother-modification “tolerance” is that it permits vicious, petty, closed-minded, and vindictive prejudice under the smug sanctimonious cloak of righteousness. Thus militantly “tolerant” leftists who would never in a million years argue that two consenting adult men who love each other should be forbidden from having a romantic relationship have argued tooth-and-nail with me that two consenting adult women and one consenting adult man just can’t possibly all love each other and should be prohibited from having a romantic relationship. Bigamy is backwards and exploitative and, you know, Mormon and stuff, and any woman who gets it into her pretty little head that she wants to be part of a polyamorous relationship has been cruelly manipulated by some evil swingin’ dick.

And then he goes and complicates all my nodding with the big-picture question inherent in all this talk of tolerance:

For example, if I should opine that smoking shouldn’t be so relentlessly crowded out of public and increasingly private life because it’s none of our fucking business what you burn and inhale, those “tolerant” folks immediately assume that if I’m willing to tolerate smoking, I must not be bothered by it. Not goddamn true. If you smoke in my home I will evict you at knifepoint.

Ah, public smoking. I hate--I hate--when people who wouldn't dream of blasting Rammstein or masturbating in public think nothing of whipping out a cigarette in a restaurant and lighting up. I grudgingly oppose smoking bans on private-property grounds, but what about public spaces?

To put it more broadly, very few people consciously oppose "deviant" behavior just because it squicks them. In general, they truly believe that the behavior is harming somebody, or harming society in general. If Bob's public smoking is inflicting something unpleasant on another person, are you obligated to tolerate it? What if Bob is peeing on your leg? They're just unpleasant sensations, after all. No harm done.

And what about tolerance of behavior that the "intolerant" person truly believes is harming society as a whole? If he believes that acceptance of openly gay relationships undermines the structure of the family and thus harms society, is that intolerance, or do we simply have a disagreement on the facts? What about tolerating the radical fundamentalist Muslim who tries to spread an ideology of theocracy and unequal rights for women? What about tolerating the guy who declines to donate to your favorite government-run charity? What are the limits of tolerance for the person who honestly thinks that cultural unanimity on a specific point is necessary for the health of that culture?

I personally take the libertarian perspective: I reject claims of "greater social good", and want my legal system to tolerate all non-assault, non-theft behavior in the belief that any gains from forcible social engineering will be more than offset in the long run by the unintended consequences. But this is a tiny, tiny minority opinion. In the rest of the world of political philosophy, which generally accepts some degree of forced compliance with some moral beliefs in the pursuit of a greater social good, where do you draw those lines?

Friday, April 23, 2010

If I glue gears to my turtle, will it be steampunk?

In my company, one of the buyers' jobs is "trending", watching the market and anticipating trends that seem likely to get big in the near future, so that the company can move quickly to exploit them. Over the past week, one of the higher ups has gotten a "feeling" that steampunk is about to go over in a major way, and has several buyers compiling trend reports. As most of you probably know, there isn't exactly a massive corpus of mainstream published steampunk material, so they're all fighting over the few materials out there and picking my brain (I'm the closest thing to an expert in the building, since I'd heard of steampunk before last week). It's turned into a joke among the buyers, because they're being asked to intensively trend something that as far as they're concerned barely exists.

In an amazing moment of synchronicity that's made the graphic novel buyer almost explode with irony, after spending a week trying to tell her boss that this genre barely exists in a commercially exploitable way, she received at random, addressed to a long-gone ex-employee, a sample issue of Weird Tales.

The steampunk issue.

With a full page back cover ad for the Steampunk World's Fair, which is happening in three weeks, 20 miles from here.

We had an animated discussion. :)

Regulatory capture

Marko points to a CNN article about SEC employees who drew six-figure salaries to spend their time hanging out and downloading porn.

Points out the obvious:

...In any office-type job, more than 50% of the people working there will only work hard enough to not get fired...think about how difficult it is to actually get fired from a government job, and then think about how little motivation the little bureaucrats have to get actual work done.
And now some folks want to give the SEC more regulatory power. That’s like hiring a gardener to plant your tulips, discovering the dude in the tool shed smoking pot and jerking off during work hours…and addressing the problem by hiring an additional gardener and doubling their salaries.

I get the frustration with a broken system. But when you've spent the last century saying "this is an emergency! We need more laws!" and the system keeps being broken, it's probably a good idea to try getting rid of some of those sweeping and counterproductive legal "solutions" before you default to piling on more.

If the new code don't work, you get rid of it before adding a new fix. If you steadfastly refuse to remove the useless detritus of past programmers' pet projects, you end up with Windows Vista.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Degenerated Preverts...

...Draining our precious bodily fluids.

Archie comics introduces its first (openly) gay character:

From General interwebs

Yes, yes. Archie and Mr. Weatherbee.

But this is also a fine example of the slippery slope we've been warned about. The good people of Riverdale accept one "alternative lifestyle", and a mere two panels later a trio of polyamorists are flaunting their deviant relationship out on the streets.

Obviously, by next issue Archie will be marrying a box turtle.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010


Yesterday, April 19, was one of those historically significant dates that tends to inspire Americans to commentary about our relationship with our government.

I've noticed that you can tell a lot about the character of a person by whether, on that date, he invokes the Oklahoma City Bombing or the battles at Lexington and Concord to make his point.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Ra setteth, Ra setteth...

So I don't know how many of you follow Lost, or care in the slightest how the series is going to end. But I'm practically gnawing my leg off waiting for the writers to get through this damned alterna-world plotline and wrap up the mysteries of the show's mythology already. There are so many loose ends that fans are throwing around thousands of theories, most of which seem like just blind stabs in the dark. But obviously my speculation is much more reliable and interesting, and won't be at all tedious like everybody else's.

See, I think I know who Jacob and the Man in Black are, or at least what's going on with all the Egyptian stuff.

But first, we'll need to take a bit of a digression into comparative religion. Even if you don't watch Lost, I find this particular thread in western mythology pretty fascinating. It's going to be a long ride, though, so feel free to skip this post if you don't care about mythology or primetime fantasy series. I promise I won't be offended.

Let's start with the first words in the Bible:

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

In the beginning, all that exists is the ocean. But in Biblical cosmology, the ocean isn't a benign geographic feature; it's the Deep. The Abyss. Tehom. The primordial chaos, incompatible with human life, from which comes destruction and death. In order to carve out a place of order where humans can live, God builds barriers to hold back the waters:

And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven...And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so...And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

Mankind lives in the only safe enclave in a cosmos of chaos, a tiny pocket of dry land in a cosmic ocean. When God destroys the world with Noah's flood, he doesn't simply create lots of rain--he pierces the barriers and lets the Deep in:

And it came to pass after seven days, that the waters of the flood were upon the earth. In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

This is not an original Hebrew idea. The theme of the cosmic ocean of death and chaos being held back by the works of a sky god, making a place of order for humanity, is an old, old element of Levantine-region mythology. All the way back in Babylonia, the chief deity (generally Marduk, but the precise identity changed over time) slew Tiamat (believed by some to be cognate with Tehom), the primordial goddess of the chaotic sea:

And the lord stood upon Tiamat's hinder parts,
And with his merciless club he smashed her skull...
He split her up like a flat fish into two halves;
One half of her he stablished as a covering for heaven.
He fixed a bolt, he stationed a watchman,
And bade them not to let her waters come forth.

Tiamat was not a dragon or serpent (despite the modern pop culture association), but she gave birth to dragons. The association would later be cemented in the Ugaritic variation of the story, in which the storm god Baal Hadad battles and defeats Yam Nahar, the god of the primordial chaos, of rivers and the ocean, both in his anthropomorphic form and then as the seven-headed river serpent Lotan:

[Paraphrased, because the literal translation is pretty awkward in English]
And the weapon leapt from the hand of Ba'al,
Like a raptor from between his fingers. It struck the skull of Prince
Yam, between the eyes of Judge Nahar. Yam collapsed, he fell
To the earth; his joints quivered, and his spine shook...
Then Ba'al dragged him out, intending to dismember him...

From General interwebs

The story of the sky god crushing the skull of the serpent representing the primordial chaos seems to have been a pretty strong metaphor for civilization holding out against the chaotic world, because it hung on in the area for a very long time. There are even echoes of it in the Bible, where Lotan becomes Leviathan:

Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters. Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.
--Psalm 74:13-14

Also as Rahab:

Thou rulest the raging of the sea: when the waves thereof arise, thou stillest them. Thou hast broken Rahab in pieces, as one that is slain; thou hast scattered thine enemies with thy strong arm.
--Psalm 89:9-10

From General interwebs

This story resonates through western mythology at least up to the myth of Zeus killing Typhon, and in my opinion even all the way up to Norse mythology, in which the ocean-spanning Jormungandr, the serpent whose rising at Ragnarok poisons the world, is slain by a blow from Thor's hammer.

What does all this have to do with Lost? My Grand Unified Theory of Lost is that Jacob and the Man in Black are these mythological archetypes: the spirit of order, and the spirit of chaos, and that if they weren't literally the primordial sky-god and chaos-serpent, they were interpreted that way by the ancient Egyptian settlers on the island, who applied their version of the myth: the nightly battle between the sun god Ra and the subterranean river serpent Apep.

The ancient Egyptians were obsessed with order, which they summed up (and even personified) as the concept of Ma'at. Ma'at--both the concept and the goddess--was the combined ideals of Egyptian society: law, light, authority, truth, balance, justice, constance... Order in general, which stood in an eternal struggle against the chaos of the uncontrolled, barbaric world outside Egypt. The chaos serpent myth was an outstanding fit for the Egyptian worldview, and they took it a step further: the chaos serpent hadn't been defeated by the sky god to make the world safe for civilization; the sky god continued to battle the serpent every night for eternity, the fate of civilization hanging in the balance every single time.

Every day, Ra rode with Ma'at in his celestial boat across the sky from east to west, then descended into the underworld of Duat to journey back to the east for the following day's journey. But while sailing along the rivers of the underworld, Ra and his entourage--a bodyguard of gods along to protect him--would be attacked by Apep, the great snake who embodied evil, darkness, and chaos--the anti-Ma'at--who would try to overcome and devour him. Ra and his allies would defeat Apep and finish their voyage, but their victory wasn't seen as at all certain; every night's journey was a terrible risk to the order of the universe. Egyptian priests performed symbolic magic to weaken Apep, ritually mutilating and destroying wax models of him. Depictions of Apep were usually drawn with him injured or subdued, so as not to add to his power. The dead were sometimes buried with spells made to weaken him, to be used when their souls reached the underworld.

From General interwebs

The Egyptian version of the chaos-serpent myth--a being representing order locked in a constant struggle (through his supporters) with a being representing chaos, with the future of humanity on the line if he ever fails--is a pretty good fit with the relationship between Jacob and the Man in Black, as it's been presented. And there's some evidence in the show that, at the very least, the Egyptian islanders may have interpreted them this way, and Jacob's adopted their interpretation.

First, the "domains" of the two are closely associated with the sky and the underworld. Jacob's key domains are the temple (built in the form of a sky-reaching pyramid or ziggurat) and the lighthouse (a high place and a source of light). The Man in Black's key domains are a cave by the ocean, and the tunnels under Jacob's temple. These were obviously constructed for him, as there are perforated vents for him to pass through, and a relief depicting him in his smoke form sitting with the underworld-god Anubis (with two snakes nearby, perhaps coincidentally).

From General interwebs

And the smoke monster generally appears in a long, serpentine form, snaking its way between trees or around corners. It's about as close as the producers could reasonably get to having the Man in Black turn into a giant snake before it became really literal and probably a bit silly.

The broken statue on the island was once an enormous effigy of Taweret, a fairly obscure Egyptian deity mostly notable for her patronage of childbirth (another theme on the island), and--in early myths, before Set replaced Apep as the embodiment of evil--as the consort of Apep. According to Wikipedia (where the claim is uncited, so grain of salt, grain of salt):

Ultimately, although only a household deity, since she was still considered the consort of Apep, Taweret was seen as one who protected against evil by restraining it.

Jacob, at least seems to embrace an identification with Ra. His tapestry uses one of the artistic conventions of the reign of Akhenaten, rays of the sun ending in hands, symbolizing the influence of the sun god Aten (an aspect of Ra) on the affairs of the world. In Jacob's tapestry, unlike in original egyptian art, the hands of Ra are reaching down to touch individual people, just as Jacob did with the candidates. Incidentally, the tapestry also shows boats on the ocean, another aspect of the island's history that Jacob seems to be in charge of.

From General interwebs

Am I just indulging in primate pattern-making, cherrypicking details and making them fit my assumption? Maybe. There are some things that don't add up. Like why would the island's Egyptian settlers make a home for Apep under the temple of Ra? And what's up with the Man in Black being able to read people's past and take the forms of the dead (a much better match for Anubis, for example). I dunno. But the Lost writers, if nothing else, are extremely well read, and there's a good chance they've come across the chaos serpent archetype at some point. I hope it was at least part of their inspiration.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes

Police "head cams" record everything the officer sees.

Hell yes. Bring down the prices on these things, and get them on every cop in the Union. Cameras narrowly targeted at recording police action (as opposed to fixed CCTV cams that surveil everyone in a public place) are fantastic policy. They protect good cops from bad citizens, and good citizens from bad cops.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Politics and the English Language

via D.W. Drang:

American anarchists incensed that some Americans want less government.

Concerned Tea Party movement may endanger government programs.

Billions of dictionaries recalled to correct flawed definition of "anarchist".

Thursday, April 1, 2010

He's got 99 problems, but a Jedi ain't one

It's possible the Galactic Empire State of Mind is one of those things everybody but me heard about years ago, but nevertheless.

Temporary fail

So it turns out the piezoelectric element from a grill lighter won't ignite flash cotton.

Time for plan B.

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As usual, I want everything from the ThinkGeek April fool's update.

Especially the Dharma Initiative alarm clock.