Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Chris Sims on Batman Returns:

Then Batman fights the Penguin, which is actually pretty thrilling since Michael Keaton is only two or three inches taller than Danny DeVito, and even though Batman suddenly has a remote control for the mind-controlled penguins that he got from God knows where, the Penguin disarms him, and then some bats show up for some reason and the penguins shoot their rockets and blow up the abandoned zoo and the Penguin falls through a skylight into an aquarium that's actually underground now and holy s*** am I on peyote or is this movie actually happening?

I remember loving Batman Returns, but I expect it's one of the many movies that have been covertly reshot since my childhood to make them awful.

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