MA. P: "Neil Patrick Harris! Baby! Long time no talk! Tell me--have you ever heard of... The Smurfs?"
N.P.H: "Uhh... The TV show, or the sex act?"
MA.P: "The brand new, multimillion dollar summer blockbuster! And you're starring... as the human."
N.P.H: "It's the part I was born to play, baby!"