Wednesday, September 28, 2011

A Modest Proposal

Two step process for closing the budget deficit:

1 - Institute beard tax.

2 - Send assessors to Renaissance fair.


  1. How to phrase this delicately?

    If we are going to impose superfluous taxes, could we at least adjust downward the area to be clean shaven and change genders?

    Might be worth getting a federal job after all, eh?

  2. I've been reading liberal editorials on and off all morning, so I'm pretty sure your proposal would be racist.