Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish...
"Rare deep sea frilled shark dying"?
No, no, no. Incorrect. It's abundantly clear that this shark's already dead. Obviously it's a prehistoric shark-zombie--dead and animated since the miocene--shamble-swimming through the chill waters that preserve its long-necrotic flesh as it searches out the sweet primate-meats that ease some of the horrible pain of existing.
I've said it before; I'll say it again: If I'm ever President, I'll follow a three-part strategy for governing. Shrink government; mind our own business in foreign affairs; nuke the ocean.