Friday, February 18, 2011


Okay, okay, a solution that will make everybody happy.

Every year in the U.S. there are about 4.25 million live births, and 1.5 million abortions.

In order to stay solvent, the Social Security system needs a consistently growing population.

Therefore, to save Social Security from evil Republicans, all we need to do is ban abortion!

I am the brilliantest politician ever.

1 comment:

  1. Been argued seriously, I believe. (Well, not the evil republicans part - I think they made the arguments).